Foo The Huck is this guy?

Well you were the one who clicked the link, sport. There had to be clues. Some mystery.

ACH was created by normal biochemical reactions in late January 1968 shortly after his parents had sex, which thankfully was never discussed in enough specific detail for him to recall or describe to you, his mistreated reader. Please forgive a capricious meatwhistle his pokes at the inevitability of an end, the faithlessness of the void, and the cowardice of his fellow stoneriders on the spacetime anomoly we call a habitable planet. We sail in a Goldilocks Zone, around an unremarkable type G star fairly isolated from active meatwhistles of slightly older vintage. In eat or be eaten space, that counts for survival until we can look around a bit.

Why do this? Well, we are having a bit of that look around I mentioned.

• Journalism is a public duty; Buying your way out of it is Slacking.
• If a paycheck can wet your pen, how cheap then, to dry it out?
• Identity is the Foundation of Accountability.
• Accountability is an explanation, NOT AN EXCUSE. One is a description of one’s decisions, another an account of having no choices. You dance in the corner you painted yourself into.
• Everyone has a right to know the reputation their tormentor has earned.
• Sharing is Caring!
• and of course, From each according to ability – to each according to need.

What I Do Not Do: Take on your research projects and do them for you. Much.

What I Do: Develop and Explain Tactics, Techniques, and Procedures for extracting truth chunks from public records clerks online in WA State, mostly not directly asking for FOIA or Federal records.

To help you get started, here are a few questions:

• What do you want to KNOW?
• Who already knows?
• Who do they have to TELL?
• How to they accomplish that?
• Well how do you get THOSE records?
• Now that you have a PILE how to SORT the records?
• What’s your agency hierarchy look like? Who polices your
• COUNTY
• CITY
• STATE
• Feds?
• TEAMS – Interagency acronyms and tags

If you can’t find an answer here or at the resources page, maybe then ask the cranky dude whistling up on the mountain. Maybe.

Please do note that no one mentioned prices because there will not be any.

FROM EACH ACC etc etc no really. It means you get help because we need to help each other. That’s the actual opposite of Crapitalism honey, it’s just making dinner and planning war. And if you call, I expect you’re Them if you wanna talk money. So. Don’t.

BUT WHY NOT NONVIOl… Ok look. They declared the war, we just notice this and respond. It’s basic Meatwhistle drama and you can’t really be surprised, it’s a field littered with bones made of littered bones, as far as the carbon cycle can discern. The bits that are not OUR skeletons are the blown out brains of dying suns, just ash from a larger wake. Now drink up and dance, it’s later than you think.